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10 Ways to Annoy Alfred F. Jones
10. Steal his hamburgers.
9. Ask him when he will get a new flag already.
8. Continuously remind him just how much money he owes China.
7. Mistake him for Canada.
6. Constantly remind him how much bigger Canada is than him..often..
5. Mention that Canada also kicked his ass in the war that went on between them.
4. When watching a movie with him, point out every British or Canadian actor.
3. Tell him that he wouldn't have gotten very far without England when he got his independence.
2. Ask him what side he was on during the Civil War.
And the number one way to annoy Alfred F. Jones?
1. When walking with him, point to every random object you see and tell him that is was a stopping point for the Underground Railroad.
10. Steal his hamburgers.
9. Ask him when he will get a new flag already.
8. Continuously remind him just how much money he owes China.
7. Mistake him for Canada.
6. Constantly remind him how much bigger Canada is than him..often..
5. Mention that Canada also kicked his ass in the war that went on between them.
4. When watching a movie with him, point out every British or Canadian actor.
3. Tell him that he wouldn't have gotten very far without England when he got his independence.
2. Ask him what side he was on during the Civil War.
And the number one way to annoy Alfred F. Jones?
1. When walking with him, point to every random object you see and tell him that is was a stopping point for the Underground Railroad.
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I would do almost every thing in here and definitely 10,8,7,6,5
come on who wouldn't call Alfred Canada once in a while
come on who wouldn't call Alfred Canada once in a while